Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent. Make Love, Not Warcraft. Major Boobage. In a South Park homage to the film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Medicinal Fried Chicken. Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back. Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. You're Getting Old. Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Raising The Bar. Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. Informative Murder Porn. The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction tokeep their parents from hurting each other.
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office. Go Fund Yourself. Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy. Tegridy Farms. Tegridy Farms - Randy moves the family to the country and he takes up farming. Kyle and his family are moving to San Francisco. The only way Stan can get his best friend back is to convince everyone to start driving hybrid cars.
A Million Little Fibers. Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert.
The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. Make Love, Not Warcraft. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce. The world's biggest conspiracy of all time is finally uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy. In his new role as School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student. Hell on Earth Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever. Just like a girl getting ready for her sweet sixteen, every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness.
The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten his fun. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. Cartman's too busy to notice as he plans to propel himself into the future on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game console.
Eric Cartman has frozen himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over years in the future and now, he's stuck in a Godless world on the brink of war with no Nintendo Wii. Stanley's Cup. Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom.
He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson. Nelson to talk about sensitivity.
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